Love Story, part ein(one)

The first part of a love story trilogy animation(my first ever animation also!).

Hope you enjoy....

Part two coming soon!

(Also I'm not sure why it's appearing all shitty and pixelated, will try work on that)

Joaquin Phoenix/Hobo

I will happily admit to having a man-crush on Joaquin Phoenix.  He's dreamy looking in a soulful, fantastic eyebrowy sort of way.  He also has good hair, doesn't seem to be an utter prick, and can act fairly damn well.  All of these things lead me to lust after him in a completely non-sexual way.  They also lead me to my next question: WHAT THE FUCK??

Seriously, dude.  What.  The.  Fuck.  If I saw you on the street, I would cross it just to avoid you.  I almost crossed it to avoid looking at this picture.  PLEASE tell me it's for an as yet unannounced film role.  Or a bet.  Or for charity.  ANYTHING!  Until then, I'm off to bleach my eyeballs..

The new Durex ad

I will NEVER look at balloon animals in quite the same way again.

THIS is why I heart Tina Fey

Okay, so the first video wasn't working it seems.  

This one appears to be okay for now.  

The awesomeness starts about forty seconds in..

Welcome to my life.

For this post I thought I'd subject whoever's reading this to a brief moment in the life of me. Now you too can experience the joy of doing my thesis! Seriously though. I decided to write something about the Chapman brothers and now it's TOO FUCKING LATE to change my mind. So I'm stuck with them. And their bullshit. Check out this excerpt from an interview with them. 

Maia Damianovic: Do you see your representation of anatomical transgression as a singularly provocative prosthetics of the Self?

Dinos and Jake Chapman: Singularity is a superstition left over from monotheism: unitary God — unitary Man. In our experience, anatomical transgression usually elicits laughter which, if convulsive enough, can kill singularity or, at least, choke it a little.

Damianovic: Do you wish to propose the excessive image as a revolutionary efflorescence of identity, a kind of post-humanist revolt, a jouissance?

Chapman: Yes.

WHAT THE TWATTING TWAT?! What does any of that actually mean?! Alright, clearly they are all on an acid trip inside their own rectums (..recti? nevermind). This I can accept. It's iritating and idiotic, but I can accept it. It's contemporary art and, not just any contemporary art but YBA art, so being up one's own ass comes with the territory. No, my problem with this interview is that the interviewer and the interviewees are clearly not participating in the same conversation. Neither one of them seems to hear/understand/care what the other is saying. It's fucking nuts. And that is why I hate my thesis. And why I'm going shopping on Monday to drown my pain in expensive things. Yeah, that's right - fuck you recession.

What about Gay Marriage?

I LOVE this video.  That is all.  Now I'm off to go sharpen my switchblade..

Dikipedia - a wiki of dicks.

When I'm supposed to be working I occasionally enjoy trawling throuigh the pages of Dikipedia.  I enjoy the fact that they don't get partisan and just pick on conservative nut jobs and Tom Cruise.  The truth is, everyone's a dick!  The Pope?  A dick.  Ralph Nader?  A dick.  Your mom?  A dick.  (no, seriously).

Kathy Griffin is my hero.