Behold! Slow motion punches to the face.

Okay, the whole advent calendar thing was a bust. I couldn't take the pressure. So I decided to give up blogging. And it was working great over Christmakwanzakah whilst I was so busy stuffing my face and watching movies that I didn't notice the empty void in my life. But now that I'm getting reconnected with the intertubes and reading other people's blogs, I've caught the blogging bug once more.  

I have to say, I've watched this at least five times.  It's mesmorising..

JESUSPANDA wants JLS to win!!

Yeah, that's right punk, you read it; Jesus is Panda. Panda is Jesus. If you don't believe me(ther's a lie in believe!) check this mother out below....(or above if I don't place it properly)

Anywho JesusPanda says that JLS are the bomb and they should win xfactor. Coincidentally I also believe(lie) that JLS are the bomb and should win xfactor. 

My reasons are:

1) They've been stung with Louis Walsh, as a consolation, they should defo win!

2) Marvin is hot

3) They are always such fun and amazing, except for the week Louis gave them 'Hit me baby one more time' just cos he was bitter and didn't want any of the other acts to get it. Anywho they've bounced back from that.

4) Marvin is hot

5) The cute little one that sings all the time is sooooo cute, I just want to pull his cheeks

6) They're fun(or at least seem so on the telly)

7) Marvin is hot

Prop 8 The Musical!

Okay, so if you don't know about Prop 8, (i.e. if you've been living under a rock for the last few months) let me explain it briefly.  There was a measure on the ballot in California this year to rescind the right of same-sex couples to marry and to define marriage as between one man and one woman, thereby actively enshrining in law a big old spoonfull of hatred and discrimination.  It passed.  Fun times!  Now, I don't live in the US of A, but that's irrelevant.  Discrimination anywhere stinks.  

So, why am I bringing this up now?  Well, welcome to Prop 8 The Musical, created and written by Hairspray composer Marc Shaiman, "six weeks later than he shoulda" (according to the credits).  I agree - too frickin late dude.  But whatever, it's hilarious and Allison Janney is in it, which means I would watch it even if it were an infomercial for hemorrhoid oitment.  

I love the lady who keeps saying "ObamaNation!" and the totally spaced-out chick in the purple t-shirt who says "What else.  Does the bible say.  Je-sus?"  Also, how frickin awsome is John C Reilly's singing voice?  I'm off to watch Chicago..

On the Fourth of December...

I discovered that beautiful people don't exist..... Huzzah!

If you don't believe me check this bad boy out!!

Super Mario

A friend of mine recently changed all the tones on his phone to the sounds from Super Mario.  It was cute for about forty seconds and then I wanted to kill him.  Nonetheless, it did make me slightly obsessed with playing Mario.  I have to admit, I seriously suck.  It drives me NUTS having to go back to the beginning of the level every time I die.  So I play it for about ten minutes and then scream at the screen, smash my fist on the keyboard and switch it off.  Still.. Mario's awesome.  Happy December 3rd everyone!

December 2nd

On the second day of christmas, my true love said to me.. "FUCK!"

I've always wondered whether the fact that incompetence is spelt wrong is meant to be funny or is just a tragic, tragic error..

The Panda Tache Advent Calendar 2008

I have happy memories of Advent Calendars in the lead up to Christmas as a child.  So I have decided that Panda Tache needs one too.  Every day, for the next 24 days, something will be revealed.  It may be hideous (as childhood calendars occasionally were when the chocolate was gross or, one fateful year, when there was no chocolate at all, just a lousy picture) or it may be spectacular.  That'll probably be a matter of taste. And of how much time I decide to spend on this.  So, for now I give you December 1st.